Timeline's fucked

Holy shit I pressed the timeline button on my computer and instantly the neatly organized rows of FB things got all distorted and now I have no idea what's going on!

Teehee it's a lego timeline

It was like that motherfucker was just waiting for me to click. It's been there for a few days watching me. Trying to lure the little arrow into curiously hovering over it, beckoning my attention like the little slut of an icon it is. 

Well, was, cause I have timeline now.

But you know what. 

What?

Timeline actually looks pretty good. It's well designed compared to the BS Facebook gave me before. 

So I guess the moral of the post is that, don't judge a book by it's instantaneous takeover of your Facebook profile. Cause it might just look better than the shitty design that was there before. 

:)

Bandit

COMBUSTION COMPLETE

 

Average day for Axl

Crap, what am I going to write about today?
Bandit will send that A.L.U. asshole after me if I don't start writing more.

Well, let's see if I feel like writing about anything in my collection.

Assassin's Creed ? Nah, fuck that. Something about Arabs and 2 button combinations to win.

Bladestorm ? I still have that ? Huh. I remember that, it was more like a failed Dynasty Warriors. It was strong in essense, but the main flaw was that you had no direct attack button. You held down a button and your character would swing on a timer.

Meh.

Dark Souls ? Demon's Souls ? . . . . Maybe some other time. No one likes success stories.

Ah, the pure shit of my collection. The one game that makes me wanna gouge out my eyes. Genji, I hate you, why WHY are you still here ? What's wrong with it ? Well, the only good thing I can say about the game is that it's pretty. . . And that's it. Camera angles are shit, controls are lacking, the battle system is horrid, and Giant Enemy Crabs. Nope, nope. Fuck that.

Lost Planet 2, maybe? I liked that game, even though I openly admit it's a bad game. But it is one of the only games that lets you play with 3 other people to take down giant bosses. So, points. And in some sections, it is fun. It really is.

Sengoku Basara . . . Good stuff.

*Sighs*

I still don't know what to write about. Maybe I can make my first manga review!

*Ahem*

Higurashi When They Cry ? More like, Higurashi When They DIE, haha, am I right ? . .

Now I'm just talking to myself.

Well, I have to go prepare now. Something about the Terminator coming after me.

Axl4002
COMBUSTION COMPLETE

The Traumatizing "Machine Gun" Sneeze

3) The Traumatizing "Machine Gun" Sneeze

Someone once said to me that if you sneeze more than twice in a row that your head would explode. Being six at the time, I believed it.

Growing up, the fact that most of the things you believe are actually just cruel lies, put in place so that your parents can make fun of you, becomes more apparent. The sneeze thing was one of them.

Yesterday I was doing some photography, taking pictures n' stuff, when I heard the sound of an AK-47 firing off in the distance.

This...
THis is an AK-47

I thought 'WTF WAS THAT' and bucked it into the nearest bush, looking out to see if there were terrorists around (always suspect terrorism). All I saw was an old woman walking by. She was about yay high, and walked at about 3 km/h (metric!)

If she hadn't sneezed again I would never have known. But suddenly her face scrunched up, her spine bend backwards and she let out a sneeze like a gun shot. Again, again. They wouldn't fucking stop.

It was fucked up, k.

Anyway I was still in Cock of Duty mode so I hoping my health would regen before she reloaded. I was too far to knife so I spammed the grenade button. I was all out so I was like fuck fuck.

She reloaded too quick. That sleight of hand. So the game ended and the enemy team won.

I got a bit XP though, I can create my own class now.

Fucking Cock of Duty.

Bandit
COMBUSTION COMPLETE

Netflix is going somewhere

This is a quick Combustion from Bandit.

Speed Racer *duh duh*

I was just flixing (that's right flixing) through Newflix (hence the flixing) and I saw that Family Guy and Futurama are on there now.

F-yeh!

Which means slowly but surely Netflix in Canada is going out of the dark ages. 

Plague

And bikini reviews are coming soon! Not to Netflix though just to Combustion Moose. 

I chose this image cause of the little images on the side.
I think they're there to prove that it's a bikini.  

Bandit

COMBUSTION MOOSE

A slow week

Feb-Mar 27-4 Video Game Releases

Very slow week this time.

We have Black Knight Sword, a weird 2D platformer.

Binary Domain, a squad based shooter. Seems like another game trying to take advantage of the current Deus Ex hype.

Mortal Kombat Komplete Edition. One K away from being an interesting game. However, just another classic case of "give me your money" bullshit from fighting games.

Devil Survivor 2. I played the first one briefly. Something about Devil's and turn based battle systems.

The funny thing about this week ? All these games are coming out on the 28th. And there is nothing else note-worthy coming out.

Awkward.

To make up for such a lacking week, I request that Bandit post a cute duck picture.

Que weh A khe

Axl4002
COMBUSTION COMPLETE

Haiku

The moose is alight

The sky will turn pale and bright

Agony heals us

Deep

Bandit

COMBUSTION MOOSE

THIS NEEDS TO BE DONE! THERE IS NO OTHER ANSWER.

THIS IS SOMETHING THAT TOUCHES US ALL, SOMETHING THAT MUST BE DONE IN ORDER FOR US TO ACHIEVE ULTIMATE SALVATION. WE MUST FIGHT IN ORDER FOR NINTENDO TO MAKE A NEW KIRBY'S AIR RIDE.

This

I have made a petition online so that we may vote to have our game made. What we need are: Better controls, more levels, more ships and MORE AWESOME. The game would be a million times better if it had a spruced up set of levels, even a few more option for city trial (which as we all know, is the best of them all).

What I need to guys to do is:

1. Sign my petition

2. Leave a comment for what you should think they should add in the second.

That's about it. SO VOTE NOW SO THAT WE MAY HAVE THE ULTIMATE KIRBY GAME!!!!

http://www.change.org/petitions/nintendo-make-a-second-kirbys-air-ride?utm_medium=facebook&utm_source=share_petition&utm_term=autopublish

-Arithmetic logic unit
COMBUSTION COMPLETE